See Dave Not Jump.

My friend Dave is retired and lives in International Falls, Minnesota. Dave doesn't have to do a damn thing. Dave enjoys fishing on Rainy Lake and cutting things down with his chain saw. He also likes having a brandy and listening to "Prairie Home Companion" on Public Radio. Dave decided that shaving is optional. He says, "Life is good".

When I grow up, I want to be just like Dave.

Put Dave's picture on your Windows Desktop:

  1. Point your mouse at the photo.
  2. RIGHT-mouse-click it.
  3. LEFT-mouse click SET AS WALLPAPER.
  4. You are DONE. Minimize all screens to return to your DESK TOP and see Dave not working.