See Dave Not Jump.
friend Dave is retired and lives in International Falls, Minnesota. Dave
doesn't have to do a damn thing. Dave enjoys fishing on Rainy Lake and cutting
things down with his chain saw. He also likes having a brandy and listening to
"Prairie Home Companion" on Public Radio. Dave decided that shaving
is optional. He says, "Life is good".
When I grow up, I
want to be just like Dave.